Farm Accident Digest

March 16th, 2005

Hopefully It Can Be Controlled

I warned you. I tried and tried to warn you, but, no, you had to laugh at me and spit in my lemonade. And now it's too late. The voracious alien snail creatures are already here.

A voracious, fast-breeding South American snail that is a problem in four states and Indonesia has been discovered for the first time in Georgia, officials say.
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With yellow-to-brown shells that can grow to the size of a baseball, the large snails ravage many types of aquatic plants that provide food and shelter for native species. They can multiply quickly because they lay thousands of eggs and have no natural enemies.

Bullshit. The enemy of Nature is Man. You looking for a natural enemy? Look in the mirror, bub.

Fast litte buggers, aren't they? I say we eat them all!

Posted By rjtjr on Mar 16th, 2005 at 10:29am

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