Farm Accident Digest
Site HomeDecember 3rd, 2004
BREAKING! NEWS!
"Authorities Search Michael Jackson's Ranch in California"Oh no! NO!!!!! What'll we do? WHAT'LL WE DO!!! OhGodOhGodOhGodOhGod! OH DEAR GOD!
There aren't enough heavens in my murgatroid to handle this suddenly breaking, emergency, must know news!
Posted By Matt on Dec 3rd, 2004 at 1:58pm
Among the terms I thought I'd never again be privileged to read, any variation of "heavens to murgatroid" ranks near the top.
Juan Gato has truly returned.