Farm Accident Digest
Site HomeNovember 30th, 2004
An Ok Second Half
It's time for the review the last half of the month's interesting search hits. Otherwise known as "not having to think at all blogging"; otherwise known as "putting in more effort than a wire journalist who just copies and pastes some goody-goody group's press releases". In the words of the Peter Pan ride at Disneyland, here we go!- how to crash a wedding
- Dude, you don't crash weddings. You crash receptions. But only if there's an open bar or at least one bottle of champagne provided per bridesmaid. And bigger weddings are always easier.
- fucking idiot
- If that's what you're looking for, then you've come to the right place.
- mess home filth pictures
- Ditto.
- childe porno
- I don't get as many people looking for the "childe" (always spelled with that extra 'e') porn as I used to, but I mention it here to raise the odds these sick fucks get stuck wasting at least some time with this crap rather than being successful in their searching.
- The Underwear Farm, waldorf
- Sorry, I don't want anything to do with apples and mayonnaise in my underwear.
- long john silver's stupid
- Honestly, I wouldn't know. I've never eaten at one.
- accident porn games
- Uhh...
- fucking farm
- This is a general theme, along with farm f u c k or farm fucking or farm fuck or fuck farm.
- feared and wacky dresses in singapore
- This one gets an, "Uhh....," too.
- ex-ninja farm
- As I've said before, there is no such thing as an ex-ninja. Once a ninja, always a ninja. Especially when dues are up.
- cambodian fucking
- Got this one a few times. I'm not sure if it's a new trend, or if I just hadn't used the word "cambodian" before.
Posted By jessiemica on Nov 30th, 2004 at 1:40pm It's a burden, sometimes, being the source of such specialized knowledge. Posted By fad on Nov 30th, 2004 at 1:43pm
everyone wants to know how you crash weddings...and you are the man to tell them how.