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November 19th, 2004

Little Pishers Needed Some Fear

My dad was a teacher for over 30 years. Wish he'd done something like this.

Pupils were left in tears after a teacher told them that an asteroid was about to hit Earth and kill them all.

The spoof announcement was designed to teach 14-year-olds the importance of seizing the day but backfired after they became visibly frightened.

Here's my favorite detail.

It is also believed that the students were told that they should go home and say "final farewells" to their families.

A quick thinker would have been able to sneak out and convince another student to give in to some armageddon sex. Unless it was a single sex school. Nah, probably even then.

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These were 14 year olds crying about the meteor? What a bunch of wimps...

Posted By Matthew on Nov 19th, 2004 at 3:33pm

Pervert. Of course,it was the first thing I thought about...
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But you're WAY more perverted than me.

Posted By rick on Nov 19th, 2004 at 3:51pm

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