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November 16th, 2004

Lazy Posting

Since I have nothing else today (ok, I never have anything worthwhile), it's time for the mid month Google search review. It's a short list today since, as Slim Pickens would say, there aren't that many from which to choose. Most of the month was taken up by searches for some stupid flash movie or something from the first of the new batch of South Parks. Oh, and in the last week, lots about buying and selling kidneys and mandatory national service, for some reason. But here we go with what was left.
greedo shoots first
Yes he does. At this point, you just have to deal with it.

john kerry in sombrero
For some reason, that's just disturbing. Not that he might have worn one, but that someone was looking for it.

flouride conspiracy
Shhhhh...not so loud....they're everywhere.

sing along stupid bitch
Yeah, and don't fuck up the words either.

"fucking idiot"
Damn. I'm down to #10.

elija wood's farm animal affair
Ok....I think this was a plant.

The sun won't explode
That's just wishful thinking, as you will find out on December 8th.

Why the Internet was created
So I could look at pictures of naked ladies and pretend that at least they like me.

shattering owls
I don't know what brought that on, but it created a hell of an image in my mind.
Welp, that about covers it. What a waste of all our time. As it should be.




I just wanted to see if your website would come up.... :)

Posted By jessiemica on Nov 16th, 2004 at 12:53pm

I do seem to lead the internet for random terms that sum up to Elijah Wood's potential perversions.

Posted By fad on Nov 16th, 2004 at 6:42pm