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September 23rd, 2004
Dissent
Dude. He's, like,
making a statement.
A Branson man has put a face to the anonymous references people often make to "they" by changing his name to just that: "They."
Yes, this is a publicity stunt.
He acknowledged the name could drive grammarians crazy.
"Not only is he making a statement about his name, but he's messing with the entire English language," [his friend] said.
Fight the power! Smash the system! Take that, English! Man, I don't think the language can survive this assault. Esperanto, here I come! Now where's my copy of
Incubus...