Farm Accident Digest

August 23rd, 2004

The World's Memory Leak

"Study: Americans don't eat enough produce"

So, wait....we're told we're 5% of the world's population, but use more than 20% of its resources, and this group wants us to use even more? Selfish, selfish fucks. They should be ashamed of themselves.

I think they mean that we're supposed to eat less of other stuff like corn dogs as a balancing payoff.

Posted By Emily on Aug 23rd, 2004 at 2:45pm

Well, now that would just be stupid.

Posted By fad on Aug 23rd, 2004 at 2:58pm

Then just don't eat more vegetables, whatever you do. That would be, like totally unfair to babies in the Third World or starving families in Mississippi.

Posted By Emily on Aug 23rd, 2004 at 3:17pm

No more vegetables. Got it. This is a plan I can support.

Posted By fad on Aug 23rd, 2004 at 4:01pm

Don't you get it? Americans just can't do anything right (!)

Posted By Lizzie on Aug 23rd, 2004 at 5:59pm