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June 30th, 2004

Things like this should be punished Airplane! style. You sit in an airplane seat while all the passengers get to line up for the chance the beat the hell out of you for a minute.
A lovesick man forced a plane into an emergency landing by shouting "Bomb! Bomb!" soon after take-off
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But the hoax attacker - who later said he was upset that his wife would not leave Germany with him - broke his leg jumping onto the tarmac after landing.
A broken leg is a good start, I guess.
The Turkish owned Free Bird Airbus A320 took off for Turkey on Tuesday but turned around during the scare only minutes into the flight.
Freeeeeeeeeee Biiiiiirrrrrrrrd!!!!