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June 17th, 2004
This guy must be thankful they were
only kissing.
Passion turned to agony early Wednesday morning when a 43-year-old St. Paul woman locked in a kiss with her boyfriend bit off an inch and a half of the man's tongue, according to police.
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"I guess I bit down too hard," police said the woman told them after the incident.
Gee, maybe. Wonder how she clued into that conclusion?
The boyfriend told police that the couple had been arguing and were making up when he was bitten.
Nothing like those break-up-to-make-up couples.
The woman, who had been drinking with her boyfriend, told police that she doesn't remember what happened to the end of his tongue.
What a happy detail on which to end this.