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May 1st, 2004

May Day on a Saturday? How the hell am I to shut down the bloodthirsty engine of industry and rapacious capitalism when most of them are already closed for the day?

Ah! I know! Consumerism never sleeps! To the nearest mall I must go to march in a parade displaying my most fiercest arms (being my left *and* my right, before which no tick on the blood of the worker can stand) and playing the dirgiest songs in my collection.

Join with me, my comrades! March with me for justice!

Oh, to increase effectiveness of our rightness, can someone bring some semis for us to park in the middle of the mall in order to assure we've shut down the theft by false consciousness that is consumerism?

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