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April 9th, 2004

Well, here's a fun coincidence of a Friday Five.

1. What do you do for a living?

As of exactly a week ago, nothing.

2. What do you like most about your job?

The nothing.

3. What do you like least about your job?

That the pay is equivalent to the work.

4. When you have a bad day at work it's usually because _____...

I realize at a most inopportune moment that I forgot to get more toilet paper.

5. What other career(s) are you interested in?

Paying ones, professional TV watcher, abattoir designer.

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You do realize that its all because you are not a Mason, right?

"We are looking for a block of flats, nice though the abattoir is."

Posted By Gamer on Apr 9th, 2004 at 3:12pm