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April 7th, 2004

Thank God I've never been fashionable.

The latest fashion trend to hit the Netherlands is eyeball jewellery.

Dutch eye surgeons have implanted tiny pieces of jewellery in the mucous membranes of the eyes of six women and one man.

There's a picture, so be warned if eye things get to you.

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Great. When it's discovered a few short years from now that this causes permanent blindness or some shit like that, just wait for the morons who had it done to start suing the pants off of doctors and manufacturers.

Posted By Emily on Apr 7th, 2004 at 6:15pm

I don't know. Do they even have laws in Dutchland?

Posted By fad on Apr 7th, 2004 at 6:16pm