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January 5th, 2004

Since the local store didn't have my usual contact solution, I had to try another brand. Results have been mixed. Here is a brief review written up in the ISO90006 standard PRO/CON format.
CONS:
After a few hours, a film starts to form over the lenses.

Every morning I wake up with my eyes cemented with large crusties.

Wearing the lenses beyond 5 hours becomes quite impossible.

Various worshippers keep following me around assuming the bleeding from my eyes is stigmata related.

PROS:
The crusties are actually quite tasty.

The constant, low-grade burning sensation is very effective at keeping me awake.

Extreme bloodshotness really brings out the green in my eyes.
This concludes this review.